The Evolutionist's Creed
I believe in The Big Bang, the god of Something from Nothing,
Maker of the Universe and everything in it.
And Natural Selection, his Son, our humanistic religion;
who was conceived by Charles Darwin,
born of
The Origin of Species,
based on Chance as our designer,
overcame Entropy to create order from chaos,
reformed as the Theory of Evolution,
taught in our nation's schools as fact,
argued, upheld, and now required as study,
spouted as the Truth to millions,
and will come back in The End to bite us in the butt.
I believe in the Holy Fossil,
the holy scientific community;
the communion of transitional species,
the sanctity of theories,
the futility of life,
and the cessation of being after death.
AMEN.
I was inspired on Tuesday, March 04, 2003
